男汗蒸幕之谜 The myth of men's sauna (5/11)

经过了黎泰院迷路之难，可以一尝传说中的韩国汗蒸幕，算是值回票价。所谓汗蒸幕就是韩国传统的桑拿，里面有多间特别的桑拿房，比如用松木、粗盐、木炭、冰窟等等。这在大马是看不见的，据说每一种都有特别功效啦。

After we survive from the lost in Itaewon, Finally we can taste the legend of korea sauna. The so called korea sauna, have many special function sauna room inside e.g. pine wood, salt, charcoal, ice, etc. I can never seen all these here.

这间黎泰院Land是在阶梯上面的（如何到达参考前篇），都已经来回走到脚断了，还要爬这个几十级的阶梯，真是好样#$#@$#!! (后来我才知道韩国就是阶梯多）。

This Itaewon Land SPA is just on top of the stairs (Refer previous post for how to get here), our legs are already broken and still need to climb like batu cave, this is really "superb". (Later we found out korean really like to walk)

需要注意的是Locker只能装进一个大的背包（50Litre）和你的外套衣服，如果你是用那种硬箱的，请寄放在别的地方比如地铁站的Locker或你的酒店里。

Please aware that the size of locker can only contains 1 large 50litre backpack and your jacket. If you are using those big hardcover luggage case, please put it to other places e.g. your hotel or locker in metro train station.

柜台的大叔英文还可以，可是食堂里的男生连鸡蛋的英文都不懂，真是欲哭无泪。

如果你是在6pm-6am入场，费用是8000Won一个人。如果6am-6pm则是6000Won。使用时间是24小时，超过的话就另外加钱。给了钱后，大叔就会给你一个号码去寄放鞋子和拿钥匙。这个钥匙是绑在手腕或脚裸的，里面其他花费是要用这个钥匙的（禁止现金交易），出来时还要结多一次账。

The English of uncle in reception still ok but the young guy in cafeteria don't even understand "egg", my goodness!

If you enter between 6pm to 6am, the fee is 8000won/pax. If you enter between 6am to 6pm then the charge is 6000won/pax. You can then use it for 24 hours, Extra charge only incur after 24 hours. After you paid the entry fee, the uncle will give you a number to keep your shoes and take the digital key. This key you should take together with you because this is to record your spent inside (no cash transaction), you need to pay again when come out.

这是付了钱后，去寄放鞋子和拿电子钥匙的。
this is the place to keep your shoes and collect your key.

这是男生的入口，在柜台右边。女生的在左边。
This is man's entrance, on your right. woman is on the left.

很多人都分享了女生用汗蒸幕的经验，可是奇怪就是找不到男生的。所以奇怪的问题就会出现在论坛中。
1. 女生有阿朱妈做搓澡，男生是不是大叔做搓澡？（我的天，大叔？！）
2. 需要穿底裤吗？女生就会问需要穿内衣吗？

There are many girls share the experience of using sauna, but just cannot find guys. And many weird question appear in the forum.
1. Girl has the Auntie to do full body massage (naked), then means guy massage by uncle? (OMG, uncle??!)
2. need to wear underwear? girl may ask need to wear bra?


我后面才说明。
I will explain more later.

经历过2楼的秘密空间，3楼到5楼都是男女一起共用的。
3楼 - 食堂、漫画、孩童游戏室、烤房、大厅、小食摊、按摩房。
4楼 - 健身房、按摩椅、烤房、大厅。
5楼 - 电脑、大房间、男女分隔的格子房。
After we pass the mystery room at 2nd floor, 3rd to 5th floor are public area.
3rd floor - cafeteria, comic, kids play room, sauna room, main hall, food stall, massage room.
4th floor - gym room, massage chair, sauna room, main hall.
5th floor - computer room, big sleeping room, small individual cubicle for men/women only.

必吃的蛋？1000Won两粒。还是我们大马的茶叶蛋好吃。
Must eat egg? 2 for1000won. I think our tea leave egg taste better.

食堂。一个大电视机播映着韩国综艺节目。
cafeteria. a big LCD TV showing the korea comedy.

乱乱点的，超辣！我们的咖喱都不用来。
Simply make order, super spicy! Our curry here cannot beat this.

男生不能下去的二楼。。。令人遐思。
Man forbidden... full of imagination.

这不是二楼的阶梯啦，是通往4楼的。
This is not the staircase to 2nd floor la, is going to 4th floor.

健身房
gym room

汗蒸幕烤房。门上面的是温度。最热的是100度，神经的。最冷的是12度，好像冰箱。
Sauna room. Temperature shown on top of the door. The hottest is 100 celsius degree, crazy. The coolest is 12 degree, like a fridge.

其中一个木炭烤房。
Charcoal sauna room

我们没睡在那种格子房，挺热的。我一进去还看到一个人的脚开开。。。无语。结果我们就是在5楼的大房间睡，就只是躺在一个薄薄的软垫上。听见大伙这么起劲的打鼾，我当然也加入他们了，哈哈。
We didn't sleep in these cubicle room, quite hot. Once I step in I even see one guy open his leg widely.... speechless. Finally we sleep in the big room at 5th floor, just on top of thin layer of mattress. I heard all of them snoozing loudly, of course I join them la.. haha!!

这是Land的大门。
The main entrance

阶梯上面有很多心。
lot of hearts on the staircase.

看清楚些。
Look clearly.

话说我到了2楼，就看见鵰影晃动，吓得我赶快把背包放进Locker里，换上了Land给的衣服。本来想这样进去那个玻璃门后的泡澡室，却发现没地方挂衣服。没有办法，我只好把Land的衣服也放进Locker里。当然啦，我只能穿国王的新衣了。照了镜子、理了理头发、收一收肚子，才刚要挺胸踏出去。妈的！那个鬼佬的大鵰竟然大摇大摆地示威。难怪当年成吉思汗这么生气要把欧洲人打到落花流水。诗有云：“一代天骄成吉思汗,只识弯弓射大雕”。
Talking about when I enter 2nd floor, I already see lot of shadow of birds hanging, scare me to put my luggage in my locker quickly and change the clothes given by the uncle. I think of going in just like this but notice no place to hang my clothes. No choice, end up I also put the clothes into locker. you know, I only can wear "the new cloth of the king". Looking me at the mirror, comb my hair a bit, keep my stomach smaller and just want to step out... shit!! that white fellow BIG BIRD swing here and there and show off. No wonder those year Genghis Khan so piss to fight European drop pant. A chinese poem said, "A legend Genghis Khan,only know to use bow to shoot the big bird." (my poor english translation, sorry)


其实玻璃门里，就是有淋浴的地方（我忘了要带shampoo），就随便用那边的肥皂了。中间有一模仿冬天木亭子里的冷泉，旁边有四个热水（地下300米的纯净水）。亭子上涂了白白的漆来模仿雪（我还以为是发霉了），热水池有四只喷水的青蛙（女生的是四根大鵰）。另一边就有桑拿和Steam房间，还有一个泳池。
Actually after the glass door, there is a place to shower (I forget to bring my shampoo), and just simply use the soap there. There is a cold pool imitate winter bower and 4 hot pool beside (The mineral water from underground 300M). The white color bower imitate winter (I thought it is mold) and 4 frogs on the hot pool (girl's room has 4 big birds). Another side is sauna and steam room and a swimming pool.


其实并没有大叔帮你搓澡啦，哈哈。有的话真是吓死人。要穿底裤吗？基本上，如果你发觉少带了什么或多带了什么上楼，你可以随时下来二楼的，并不需要担心。这样明白吗？
Actually there is no uncle to help you massage la, haha. It is quite scary if there is any. Need to wear underwear? basically, If you think that you forget to bring something or you want to put back something, you can come down 2nd floor anytime, no worry. ok?


下一篇想浅谈首尔的地铁。奇怪，这么没有Malaysia Boleh的声音？
The next one is "brief seoul's metro train system". Weird, how come no sound of "malaysia boleh"?